Sorry about the delay! We hope to have the book ready to go soon! While you are waiting, perhaps you may enjoy some music of the Season… Mom-Carols! Can you guess what they are?
“God rest you weary mom-women, let nothing you dismay. Remember Santa’s coming soon so get those gifts today!”
“Roll out the clean sheets, wipe off the sinks that have the…toothpaste stuck to them. Hide all the clutter, and throw the dirty clothes in, all the closet space now! Cause we need a little Christmas! Right this very minute! Need a little laughter….done with all the vomit yes we need a little Christmas! Right this very minute! Santa’s coming in a hurry, so wrap those gifts with eyes still blurry…”
“Dashing through the stores, last minute things to buy…. running through the isles, wishing we could fly! (Ha Ha Ha!) Traffic stands so still, making spirits ache… Wishing we had bought a cruise to go on Christmas break, HA!”
“You know fevers and ear aches, coughing and tummy aches! Cough syrups, nose sprays, and pain relievers and fever reducers. But do you recall? Your most cherished medicine of all!” (fill in the blank! ie: Prevacid, Albuterol, Codeine, Benedryl, Allegra, Prednisolone, Wine, ETC )
“You better watch out! You better not pout! You better not cry us mothers do try! Parenting is always such fun! We see them when they’re sleeping. We know when they’re awake. We know if they’ve been bad or good….and we never get a BREAK!”
“What child is this? Who doesn’t rest?
In my arms, she’s wheezing…
I hold her tight and pray all night
For angels to care for her breathing.”
“Do you hear what I hear? Breathing surely isn’t clear… Way down in her chest, I believe. Listen to what I hear.”
“All I want for Christmas is a nap or two. A nap or two. A nap or two! All I want for Christmas is some time from you… To get a nap or two!!”
“HA-LLELUJAH! HA-LLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLE- LU JAH!” Kids are asleep for now and we are happy… HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! Now for some quickie time for JUST you and me! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!”
“Rockin’ around the Christmas tree, let the chaos start today! Family in town and running around, in the good ol’ fashion way!”
“Oh little children sleep tonight, how still we wish you’d lie!”
“Tantrums scream, ‘ARE YOU LISTENING???!!’
Hear them say, ‘I WANT THIS THING!!!’
Oh Santa just might, not come tonight!
Walkin’ in the store on Christmas Eve…”
“Twelve cookies frosted
Eleven gifts need wrapping
Ten Errands running
Nine cousins playing
Eight loads a washing
Seven meals a mooching
Six hours cleaning
FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP!!!
(da dum dum dum…)
Four calling friends
Two Doctor calls
And one “quickie” under the tree!”
Happy Holidays MOMS!